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Just a Little Disco on an Open-top Bus

UK Publisher: Penguin

Edie Dudman is in a rut.

Having been mentally paralysed since she started going out with Steve the Bastard and failing her A’ levels, Edie is feeling a fresh sense of urgency that she must leave her ex-life behind and start on a new one.

These are the things she feels she should be doing: Clubbing. Travelling. Having Fun. Feeling Great. Showing her Midriff. Having a Career. Splitting up with Steve.

These are the things she is doing: Staying In. Waiting at Bus Stops. Having Regrets. Covering her Bum with Old Men’s Cardis. Phoning Steve.